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Reviews, honestly

We don’t buy reviews.

Much of what looks like an "honest review" online is a paid ad in disguise. We refuse to play that game. The only thing we are really selling is trust - so we would rather earn it than manufacture it.

The honest reason

Why we’re not on the big review sites

"To vouch for us on a review site, you’d have to create an account and tie your review to your identity. That is exactly the thing we’re built to protect you from."

Trustpilot, Google Reviews, app-store ratings - a "verified purchase" badge on any of them usually means an email, an account, sometimes a receipt with your name on it. We sell a no-KYC product to people who value their privacy - we are not about to ask you to deanonymise yourself just to give us five stars. So our reviews live here, on our terms.

How it works

How our reviews actually work

Real customers

Reviews come from people who actually bought. Most carry an order reference - proof the purchase happened.

No identity attached

That order reference proves a purchase without a name, email, or account behind it. The display name is whatever the customer chooses.

Moderated, not curated

We filter spam and abuse before publishing. We do not remove a review just because it is critical of us.

You can read them all on our reviews page.

Our commitments

What we don’t do

  • Buy reviews, or pay anyone to write one
  • Pay influencers to fake an experience
  • Disguise ads as unbiased "reviews"
  • Buy backlinks or rent our site out for paid posts
  • Delete honest criticism to look better
  • Make you create an account or hand over your identity to review us

Where money does change hands

What we do do

We are not against marketing - we are against dishonest marketing. Here is exactly how we grow.

No paid advertising at all

We removed Google Analytics and Google Ads in July 2026 and never replaced them. People find us through search, through AI assistants, and through privacy directories like kycnot.me and xmr.club. Nothing you read on this site is paid placement.

A partner program - also no-KYC

Yes, we have affiliates. But even that is privacy-first: sign in with a magic code, tracking without identity, payouts in crypto. Never a cent for a fake review.

Real reviews, published unmoderated

Since 23 August 2026 nothing approves a review before it appears. Writing one needs the lookup code of a paid order, one review per order, and it goes live the moment it is written - critical ones included. The form refuses links, web addresses and usernames outright, which is where advertising would otherwise arrive. We can still remove a review afterwards, on narrow grounds we will name: spam, advertising, links and abuse. A low rating is never grounds, and a one-star review about a line that did not work stays up.

Trust is the only thing we’re selling

No KYC, no identity, crypto in and crypto out - a product like that only works if people believe us. Bought reviews would buy exactly nothing. So we keep it simple: real customers, real words, and the freedom to disagree with us in public.